a woman with one leg? Eileen.
I found progressing on these crutch(es) these past few days that people give you no help and no leeway at all. It is a cruel joke to think people will be kinder, so I began to lookup some one-legged jokes:
Where does a one legged waitress work? ihop
How about some names for one-legged gals? Ilene, Topple Overwitch (Russian), Hop along Cassady, Fellova (Polish)
What do you call an Electrician with one leg? Sparky
and, If big-chested woman go to Hooters, where do one legged women go? ihop.
So there you have it. I started my day on the NYS Thruway and received a double flip of the bird for beeping at man, and I use the term loosely, in his SUV right before he was about to plow into my passenger side. People are frustrated and angry, worried and tired and it is showing. If you can’t get a break on crutches, I really don’t know when you will!
(Thanks BGI for the flowers, I loved them. It made my day!)